5:42am, Thu 9th Feb, 2012 (NYC)

bringing in the new year with a bang
..posted by Nereus at 2:45AM on Sunday 2 January, 2005  |  4 comments     

Hey 2005! Trust you all had a good new years eve! If you're wondering why I'm still up at nearly 3am the night after new years eve, it's because in one of the apartments upstairs some inconsiderate prat has spent the last hour or more using a friggin hammer for gawd knows what. I yelled out earlier for them to shut up and they stopped for a little while, but then they started up again, softly at first, then progressively louder (like I wouldn't notice ..duh).

Things got worse when about twenty minutes ago the neighbours directly above us started having sex. The reason we know they were having sex is because the female yells her head off as loud as she possibly can, I kid you not. It's never really an ecstatic orgasmic type of scream by any means, it's a repetitive top-of-your-voice yell like she's in pain. Perhaps her partner is doing something wrong... or more likely she's just doing it because some creep from way back told her it made them horny, and now she's got it in her head that the louder she yells the better the sex must be.

Whatever the case, I yelled very loudly (primarily aimed at the hammer prat for the moment), "F***ing Pack It In!". I then intended to also yell at the the screaming ho upstairs to stuff a friggin sock in her mouth, but both the hammering and the psychotic yells stopped altogether after my initial 'pack it in' yell. Perhaps they didn't realize they were keeping other people awake? I'd like to think so, but unfortunately it's more likely they're just trying to figure out what the hell 'pack it in' actually means. *sigh*

I'll update soon how IceQueen and I spent our Christmas Day and New Years Eve. On Monday my classes start for the winter semester as well ..calculus *ack*. No more snow here yet either, and no sign of any on the ten day forecast.


4 comments

Merry magics to you chap - I suggest that you hex that prat


HAPPY NEW YEAR

2005!!!! SCARY!


OMG! That was so funny I had to read it to my husband and we both were cracking up! Especially the part where you said


Perhaps her partner is doing something wrong... or more likely she's just doing it because some creep from way back told her it made them horny, and now she's got it in her head that the louder she yells the better the sex must be.

oh too funny!


Um, that is always nice... I had drunks for neighbors. That was pretty cool having to step over the passed out drunk guy in your hall... yeah, it is a wonderful life in an apartment. Hopefully they got the hint?


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